I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
don’t worry, i wrote a rap specifically for this occasion
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
its hard to be attractive when youre not
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut