Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong
You are one wry little genius.
petition to make this image the new lgbt pride flag
Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.
ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.