cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

cockfabric:

when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick image

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

janedoodles:

comfemgem:

theshuboxx:

when the bae says shes off her period

image

I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here

Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image