hearing teachers swear keeps me young
when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick
*saves game six times just in case*
i just found this on furby’s facebook page.
when the bae says shes off her period
I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here
Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.
Mom: when I was your age….